Saturday, May 07, 2005

Monbuka Monbuku Mo-something....

tonite...or rather, early tomolo...i'll be boarding the bus to kl for a one day trip...to confucian private secondary sch...n the activities of the day will include English Language Examination, Mathematics B (dun ask wat it stands for...i'll tell u - its 'Bull__') Examination, Chemistry Examination, Physics Examination n 3 Japanese Language papers (no, i dunno japanese...other than these 3 words: 'arigatou', 'sayonara' n 'hentai' :P)

for the benefit of those who duno wat i'm yakking about, i'm going to kl (with probably about half of the students in clhs) for a written examination...its for a scholarship offered by the japanese government...the 'Monbukagakusho' (i juz checked) scholarship....dont try to pronounce it without 1st buying insurance tho...

basically the test covers the whole stpm syllabus so i hv no idea how i'm gonna deal wif it...but hey, its the experience that counts....who wans to go to japan, land of perverts anyway? :P but according to ppl, the scholarship recipients get a HUGE allowance monthly...enuf to send money home in most cases...so its a good deal lah....i do need dough to fund my future war machine rite? the course preceded by a year's intensive japanese language course tho....cuz its in japanese...neway its a great opportunity for ppl like me who r sick of the local education system to set their sights further....IF i manage to get it...tho the chances of that r essentially nil...

neway...most of my classmates left for kl last nite/this morning so they hv a day to loiter around the polluted streets of the capital n pit their wits against the country's best muggers, snatch-thieves, pickpockets, conmen n taxi-drivers....i din go wif them thanx to kai lin (he's a guy, in case anyone's wondering) who wanted an extra day to study...but its ok by me oso lah...cuz going down there will mean the whole weekend wasted...not that i'm too far from accomplishing that tho...neway i'll be going down wif kai lin tonite (juz the 2 of us...ghee n rentai...jealous yet? i noe mona is :P) n we're supposed 2 meet up wif the rest of our classmates when we arrive....then go straight to the exam venue for the test....

so....ppl, wish me luck k! n hope i get to hook up wif some hot kl chix..hehe kiddin....my 2nd wife mona will b keeping a sharp eye on me so no hanky-panky :(

till tomorrow then, oh darlin' bloggie!

8 comments:

sjune said...

what?kai lin is a guy's name?!

but since u dunno japanese,why do u need to sit for the japanese paper???!!!

takkan u go there and say:"arigatou,hentai hentai hentai,sayonara" and then make a bow and then lari??

hehe jk jk

siapa itu mona?2nd wife???never knew u got girlfriend :P

wow,i do have a lot of questions here.

anyway,best of luck to u in the monkaka or monbubu or monkoko test whatever the name.....(make it monbubukokokaka :P)

raptor_ravenlord said...

mona is the most beautiful girl in U6B4...however, 'she' wears white long pants :P

Tan Sri said...

and a tie..... and has short hair.... and wears a belt..... and has a BF....

sjune said...

WHAT??!!

mona is a girl or a boy??!!

confused *faint*

raptor_ravenlord said...

make ur own deduction :P

sjune said...

my conclusion:mona is a gay

right?wrong?

raptor_ravenlord said...

haha
he's not gay. but he's not hetero either :P

n he certainly doesnt reproduce by binary fission so...wat is he? find out urself!

sjune said...

i dunno.......

i always so stupid one ma